2024 Preseason
On the eve of the draft - it’s time to recap the previous season and prepare for 2024.
First we have some business to attend to.
2023 Champion
Jon won. Like Harbaugh, it only took a decade to repeat success.
Hail to the Victors.
Gross.
2023 Loser
Hi Samantha.
You lost.
You’ve been DFL 2 out of the last 3 seasons and the first 3-time DFLer. JB is happy that you have taken this 👑 from him.
The league is still debating your punishment.
Rule Changes
As with every year, a few rule changes were floated.
Additional Bench Spots: NO
Eh. Don’t mess with a good thing. I guess.
Required Tight Ends: NO
Ryan - WTF dude. Just because Mark Andrews is basically a WR doesn’t mean we all should have to roster a TE.
QB = 4pt TD: NO
This is fine.
PPR: NO
WAT? Who doesn’t like more points?
Season Recap
On the eve our 13th season, I thought the best way to recap 2023 would be to…make a mixtape worthy of our teenage selves.
In order of finish, every manager gets a song that describes your Fantasy Football journey up to this point.
Jon
You were the champion, and the most recent. Also, you old and still main DMB on your playlists
Ryan
Another top-2 finish. But seriously, don’t make the draft or the season so complicated.
Julian
Sooo close. You’ll get there - but not if you live on the east coast. Worst football timezone ever.
Erik
Don’t over think it. You’ll get 'em next time champ.
Megan
Yes you have the most rings…but it’s been five years.
Chris
Acutal conversation
Chris: I WOULD HAVE WON IF I MADE IT OUT OF THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS
Megan: Yeah, but you didn’t so shut up.
Shannon
Oh well, there’s always next year.
WAIT, WE’RE DRAFTING THIS WEEK?!? WTF
Blythe
GQ might win you a championship…but it won’t keep you out of the loser bracket.
Morgan
Didn’t win. Didn’t lose.
That’s a win. O-H
NOPE
JB
Maybe more banana bread trades?
Tuesday
IDGAF: Still the only team to go wire-to-wire.
Samantha
You are writing checks your fantasy team can’t cash.