Week 1 Recap

Football is BAAAAAAAACK

It’s finally here. After a Mariners-fuelled summer, the NFL is finally back and with it comes fantasy! Just like the Mariners, the new season brings hope for a championship ring.

You heard that right.

💍 CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS ARE HERE! 💍

Now, when you win, you not only get to keep the trophy for the season, but you get an eternal symbol of your victory. Or as long as an Amazon-sourced piece of metal will last. And don’t worry previous champs - you get a ring too.

And let’s not forget what happens when you lose. This year, our esteemed last place finisher was Samantha Bright. To commemorate the performance, we asked Erin Andrews to give Samantha a pep talk. You can check it out in the Hall of Shame (or just take a peek at the Gram).

Power Rankings

Since it’s only week one - so just standings.

Yup - you read that right. Julian, Erik, and Chris are at the top. That won’t last long.

Player of the Week

While Mahomes was the highest scoring player - if you watched any football at all, the most exciting player was Justin Jefferson. He led the EBDB to a win almost single-handedly and was really fun to watch. 30.4 fantasy points and crushing Aaron Rodgers along the way.

Love to see it.

Team of the Week

This one has to be Julian. First game of the season and his QB balled out for 44.9 points, his Defense for 29. Shannon racked up 114 points AND LOST. Credit where it’s due Ju.

We’re all surprised too Patrick.

Matchup of the Week

You might think - Julian vs Shannon and the points bonanza. You’d be wrong. The best matchup was clearly Blythe vs Samantha. The lowest scoring game of the week, Blythe was led by the Bills Defense and Samantha’s third best player was a kicker that almost scored more than Derrick Henry.

EN FUEGO

This is a long recap already and it’s Week 1. You start your top draft picks and if your bench blows up - just Relax, Chris. Relax.