Weeks 13 - 14 Recap

RIP Coach

Standings

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE

The brackets are set - it’s game time now. These final two weeks were quite exciting.

• After 12 straight weeks atop the power rankings leaderboard, Erik’s team tripped at the finish line. The EBDB officially finished second, tied with Megan at 10-4.
• Ryan fended off just enough teams to land in 4th, while Tuesday kept racking up points and managed 5th.
• The sixth place spot was a brawl. Going into week 13, two teams were tied at 6-7, two at 5-8. we finished with a 4-way tie, and Samantha snagged the final spot. Two weeks ago, her chances of making it in were 9%. Shannon had an even smaller chance, but finished with the same record. The final playoff spot was decided by 10 points. That’s basically two catches and a TD.

Here’s the final brackets

If you are in the Consolation Bracket - you are only safe if you are in a red box. Here’s your paths:

1. JB and Shannon: Win 1 / Lose 1 Win 1 / Lose 2 Win 1
2. Morgan and Blythe: Win 1 / Lose 1 Win 1 / Lose 2 Win 1
3. Julian and Jon: Win 2 / Lose 2 Win 1

Recap

Player of the Week

After 13 weeks, the Sun God finally showed up. Amon-Ra St. Brown throw down for Megan’s matchup with Blythe, nearly going 3x on his projection. 114 yard and two TDs is a good day for anyone.

Keep shining Amon-ra!

Team of the Weeks

The Schitt List is the clear winner here. Samantha had a 9% chance of making the playoffs. It was a tightrope. In honor of that performance, here’s her final two weeks in Schitt’s Creek GIFS.

Coming into Week 13

Scraping out a 3 point win over Morgan

Putting up 52 points in Week 14

Seeing JB forgot to roster a DST and K

JB realizes his mistake

JB’s Defense falls apart and Samantha wins

Matchup of the Weeks

The best + most nerve wracking matchup was The Bizness vs Older Butt Wiser in Week 13. Both teams refused to score points.

For Jon, Jimmy G broke his foot, Alvin Kamara can’t seem to run, Tyler Lockett his thing, who the hell are Steven Sims and DeAndre Carter, Jets D was a goose egg, and Kicker was on Projection.

For JB, it was a big old helping of fine. Tua, Najee, Gabe Davis, and the DST all did their jobs. Travis Kelce was a no-show and JB continues to believe in Courtland Sutton. I just don’t know why.

In the end, this is fine beats who the hell are these guys.

JB by .75

FOR THE LOVE, STOP PLAYING COURTLAND SUTTON.

En Fuego

Technically, Jon and JB were in En Fuego territory. That’s only because they scored next to no points, so even one extra would have been a high percentage improvement.

For the first time this year - we have a bona fide dumpster fire.

I’m Relaxed…COME ON DOWN.

(DAMN IT)

Week 13, I played Shannon. I lost.

My bench

• Pollard: 22.6
• Watson: 21.4

Rostered

• Walker: 3.6
• Higgins / Pierce: 9.5

That turns out to be a fuego ratio of .77 and nearly all of those points were playable. If that’s not a dumpster fire, I don’t know what is!!

Schedule

These next two weeks are goofy. The NFL is starting to challenge the NBA for Christmas games, so be prepared!!! Thankfully all the BYEs are done for (whoever thought a Week 14 BYE was a good thing should be thrown into the dumpster).