Weeks 13 - 14

That’s it - the regular season is over. The Playoffs are here! Julian managed to turn his ~30% playoff chance into 100%, at the expense of Erik (who took the L) and Shannon (who was the first team out).

Just as a reminder for the Loser Bracket - a win takes you up and a loss takes you down.

TRADE DEADLINE IS FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT

Ok - let’s recap

Player of the Week

It helped that both Justin Jefferson and Jalen Hurts were MIA last week…but 22 points (and 44 from the RB slot) got it done. But we all know that Tommy DeVito and his agent were up to…something in that game. I think Julian took a trek down the NJ turnpike, made some chicken cutlets and bribed the fantasy gods into a few extra points from Saquon.

Team of the Week

Normally this space is reserved for team that do well. Instead, we’re going to celebrate the fact that if your last name is Toomey, your team was absolute trash in Week 14.

But hey, 32.24 is good enough for 6th lowest score all-time.

Note: Shannon and Samantha are also 2023 entrants to the lowest score list - it’s been that kind of year.

Matchup of the Week

Actively Collapsing vs Team Ship Show was supposed to be a blowout. In a way it was. His team of fantasy all stars (Ekeler, Hill, Brown, and Allen) all decided to get hurt or put in a time share.

Meanwhile, Team Ship Show threw the gauntlet of Baker Mayfield, James Cook, old Derrick Henry and (checks notes) Brandon Aubrey and came away with the W.

Aubrey - the Dallas Kicker - dropped 22 points on Sunday Night Football. That would have been the highest scoring player on Ryan’s entire team. Coupling that with Justin Tucker getting downgraded to the second most accurate in the league and Ryan is definitely feeling the Collapse.

EN FUEGO

Way to go Chris.

Way

to

go.

Manager Stats

Don’t get confused by Ryan at the top - nobody wants to play Jon right now.