Hall of Shame
Just like we celebrate winners, it is also important that we celebrate (and record) those teams who finished at the bottom.
It’s hard - but every one of these teams managed to pull it off!
Our original trophy
2022: Jon Houtzer
Punishment: As a Michigan fan, he had to endure wearing THE SWEATER VEST during Michigan’s moments of triumph.
Wearing vest during Ohio State vs Michigan
The vest during Bowl season.
2021: Samantha Bright
Punishment: As a source of inspiration, Samantha was supposed to be roasted by Erin Andrews…instead, Crispy got roasted.
2020: Julian Fohrman
Julian before embarassing the state of Washington educational system with his performance
Punishment: As a graduate of both UW and WSU, Julian brought dishonor on both houses. We asked Coach Leach (RIP) to remind Julian of his failures as a manager and alum.
2019: Justin Baker
JB only thinks he's giving "The Business" here.
Punishment: This was JB’s second time being DFL, so we didn’t make him take the SAT again. Being an Oregon graduate is punishment enough.
2018: Justin Baker
Miguel is watching the clock until taking the test
Punishment: As was tradition at this point, JB had to take the SAT. His score, like Oregon’s National Championship hopes, is lost to time.
2017: Morgan O’Connor
The tutu + white wine combo scored more points than Morgan this season
Punishment: Morgan waited until THE last minute to complete her punishment. She cleared 1000 (barely). Just when you though Ohio State was THE academic institution in the Big 10…
2016: Ryan McAllister
Maybe next time, don't draft 50% Ravens or wait to eat the middle of the omlette
Punishment: Ryan had to take the SAT by hand at Beer Star. He scored 1000, but only because the officials noticed he had actually arrived at the correct answer but somehow forgot how to color in the bubble on the test. Not elite.
2015: Chris Toomey
Yeah, you better run and hide Commish.
Punishment: The Commish was the first recipient of the SAT punishment. Despite being heckled by his friends and family, he scored 1330. It remains his greatest academic (and fantasy footbal) accomplishment.
The rest of are the other losers that we didn’t bother to punish. You can just laugh at them.